There are 365 Birthdays. Out of all of the billions of people who live in the world, there has got to be somebody born on each day of the year. We're going to try to accomplish the task of seeing if we can fill the calendar up with a birthday on every day of the year. Add your name next to your birthdate and lets see if we can do it!!! (Hey and don't delete any one) DONT REPLY! Copy and paste and make a new bulletin!!!!!!!! January 1- January 2 - January 3 - January 4 - January 5 - January 6 - January 7 - January 8 - January 9 - January 10- January 11- January 12 - January 13 - January 14 - January 15 - January 16 - January 17- January 18 - January 19 - January 20 January 21 - January 22 - January 23 - January 24 - January 25 - January 26 - January 27 - January 28 - January 29 - January 30 - January 31 - February 1 - February 2 - February 3 February 4 - February 5 - February 6 - February 7 - February 8 - February 9 - February 10 - February 11 - February 12 - February 13 February 14 - February 15 - February 16 - February 17 - February 18 - February 19 - February 20 - February 21 - February 22- February 23 - February 24 - February 25 - February 26 - February 27 - February 28- February 29 - March 1 - March 2 - March 3- March 4 March 5 - March 6 - March 7 - March 8 March 9 - March 10 - March 12 - March 13 - March 14 - March 15 - March 16 - March 17 - March 18- March 19- March 20- March 21- March 22- March 23- March 24- March 25 March 26- March 27- March 28- March 29- March 30- March 31- April 1- April 2- April 3- April 4- April 5- April 6- April 7- April 8- April 9- April 10- April 11- April 12- April 13- April 14- April 15- April 16- April 17- April 18- April 19- April 20- April 21- April 22- April 23- April 24- April 25- April 26- April 27- April 28- April 29- April 30- May 1- May 2- May 3- May 4- May 5- May 6- May 7- May 8- May 9- May 10- May 12- May 13- May 14- May 15- May 16- May 17- May 18- May 19- May 20 - May 21 - May 22 - May 23 - May 24 - May 25 - May 26 - May 27 - May 28 - May 29 - May 30- May 31 - June 1 - June 2 - June 3 - June 4 - June 5 - June 6 - June 7 - June 9 - June 10 - June 11 - June 12 - June 13 - June 14 - June 15 - June 16 - June 17 - June 18 - June 19 - June 20 - June 21 - June 22 - June 23 - June 24 - June 25 - June 26 - June 27 - June 28 - June 29 - June 30- July 1 - July 2 - July 3 - July 4 - July 5 - July 6 - July 7 - July 8 - July 9 - July 10 - July 11 - July 12 - July 13 - July 14 - July 15 - July 16 - July 17 - July 18 - July 19 - July 20 - July 21 July 22- July 23 - July 24 - July 25 - July 26 - July 27 - July 28 - July 29 - July 30 - July 31 - August 1- August 2 - August 3 - August 4 - August 5 - August 6 - August 7 - August 8 - August 9 - August 10 - August 11 August 12 - August 13 - August 14 - August 15 - August 16 - August 17 - August 18 - August 19 - August 20 - August 21 - August 22 - August 23 - August 24 - August 25 - August 26 - August 27 - August 28 - August 29 - August 30 - August 31 - September 1 - September 2 - September 3 - September 4 - September 5 - September 6 - September 7 - September 8 - September 9 - September 10 - September 11 - September 12 - September 13 - September 14 September 15 - September 16 - September 17 - September 18 - September 19 - September 20 - September 21 - September 22- September 23 - September 24 - September 25 - September 26 - September 27 - September 28 - September 29 - September 30 - October 1- October 2- October 3 October 4 - October 5 - October 6 - October 7- October 8 - October 9 - October 10 - October 11 - October 12 - October 13 - October 14 - October 15 - October 16 - October 17 - October 18 - October 19 - October 20 - October 21 - October 22 - October 23 - October 24 - October 25 - October 27 - October 28- October 29 - October 30 - October 31- November 1 - November 2- November 3- November 4 -. November 5 - November 6 - November 7 - November 8 - November 9- November 10 - November 11 - November 12 - November 13 - November 14 - November 15 - November 16 - November 17- November 18 - November 19 - November 20 - November 21- November 22 - November 23 - November 24 - November 25 - November 26 - November 27 - November 28 - November 29 - November 30 - December 1 - December 2 - December 3 - December 4 - December 5 - December 6 - December 7 - December 8- December 9- December 10 December 11- December 12 - December 13 - December 14 - December 15 - December 16 - December 17 December 18 - December 19 - December 20 - December 21 - December 22 - December 23 - December 24 - December 25 - December 26 - December 27 - December 28 - December 29 - December 30 - December 31 -

This is how a kid explains sex...HAHA FUNNY SHIT!! Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

Addicted to MySpace

ADDICTED TO MYSPACE?!?! You know your addicted to Myspace when: 1. You are at a bar or club and you suddenly realize you recognize someone. You can't figure out how and then it dawns on you... You have never met this person before, but have spent a considerable amount of time looking at their Myspace. 2. After meeting someone your conversation somehow leads to - "So, are you on Myspace?" 3. You do not call people anymore, you post comments and send messages through Myspace 4. When talking about one of your friends you just refer to them as 'Brandonisforlovers' rather than their real name. 5. When you're out with friends and you take a good picture you exclaim loudly, "That's going on Myspace!" 6. Conversations with friends tend to lead to, "Did you read that bulletin/comment/ or see that new picture 'Cuddlemaria' left?" 7. You check your Myspace as soon as you wake up, and right before you go to bed, including the 10 times you check it during the day 8. You know people who have gotten offended about the Top 8. 9. You start off intending to check if you have new messages/comments but find AN HOUR LATER that you are still on and have no idea what you even accomplished during that time except stalk.

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